Bread City Basketball

In a disturbing survey of 5,275 high school athletes conducted in 2005 and 2006, recently released by the Josephson Institute of Ethics, students involved in athletics basically mocked the sports paradigm as a character-building savior of souls. In fact, high school athletes are more likely than their peers to enter an exam with a crib sheet. According to the survey, students involved in sports cheat in school at a higher rate than their nonathlete classmates by a margin of 65 percent to 60 percent. Suddenly, cheating is the new teenage sex: Everybody is doing it. ‘I think it has become part of the brain,’ said Michael Josephson, president of the nonprofit institute in Los Angeles. ‘Technically, athletes see cheating as wrong, but it’s also how we compete in every walk of life, in politics, business and sports. - The New York Times, 4/8/07

IT’S GOING DOWN!

WAITING FOR THE PLAYOFFS. GO WARRIORS!!!

THE REGULAR SEASON IS OVER!

Saw this on the subway today and got knocked over backwards on some cartoon something-something: The official logo of the NY Seafood Council.

JUST 6 DAYS LEFT OF THE REGULAR SEASON!

“I’m un-emulate-able. I took the files and deleted them, ate ‘em, used ‘em in the bathroom, flushed it into the sewage plant, and blew the sewage plant up. So there’s no way my style can be copied. It’s gone.” - Shaquille O’Neal 3/16/07

1.Brandon Knight
2.K.C Ross-Miller
3.Trae Golden
4.Jackson Jeffcoat
5.Randy Collins

This is a list of the top-five ranked fifteen-year-olds in the country right now. Let that marinate for a quick second.

It is a list made by and for fat white guys in major high school and college basketball programs, who are always looking for a new edge in making the most money possible [millions of dollars] off of poor black kids. Of course, it goes without saying that none of the players will be allowed to see a dime from it unless they somehow make it to the NBA. And if they do, they better not shoot the ball too much. Otherwise, different fat white guys like Bill Simmons will write long articles about what a shame it is that the “new generation” of NBA players aren’t purely in it for the love of the game. He wrote an article about this last week. Simmons’ article concludes by stating, “It’s not a black thing or a white thing…It’s a basketball thing.”

Shoo, Boston Red Sox hats really are like KKK hoods, aren’t they?